In the dim and distant...

In the dim and distant pastWhen life`s tempo wasn`t so fast,Grandma used to rock and knit,Crochet, tat and baby sit.When the kids were in a jam,They could always call on Gram.But today she`s in the gymExercising to keep slim.She`s checking the web or surfing the net,Sending some e-mail or placing a bet.Nothing seems to stop or block her,Now that Grandma`s off her rocker.